Influencer
The term "influencer" is bandied about a lot these days. In fact this blogpost has been inspired by the senior influencer Crozier Magnon who currently resides in a luxury residence in south west France - paid for by his work as an influencer. Apparently, the main point of being an influencer is to boost sales of particular products or services. Many influencers have become stinking rich in this social-mediaed, smartphoned western world. They are courted by profit-hungry businesses, forging mutually beneficial relationships. With all of this in mind, I have taken the decision to become an influencer myself. However, rather than taking the usual social media path, filled with persuasive hints and cunning imagery, I have decided that my style of influencing will be somewhat different. As an influencer, I will be rather like a mafia godfather. Some will perhaps come to see me as an intimidator rather than an influencer. I will employ gangs of thuggish young men who will appear at...