Turnip
"Are there any questions?" That is a question that is often put to politicians after they have finished a speech or presentation. Well I have got twenty questions for the fellow I call The Orange Turnip. You know who I mean... Who ties your neckties? Have you got a Vietnam Veterans Service tie? How are your bone spurs nowadays and do they still give you gyp? What is the least populous state in the USA? (ie. "populous" refers to the number of people who live in the state) Which do you prefer - a Big Mac or a Burger King "Whopper"? Why? In which European country was your wife Melania born? What was the title of the last novel you read? On which Scottish island was your mother born and raised? Who do you think was the better president and why - yourself or James Buchanan (1857-1861)? Why do you think Mrs Harris clearly won Tuesday night's TV debate? How on earth did you achieve a Bachelor of Science degree from The University of Pennsy...