"Are there any questions?" That is a question that is often put to politicians after they have finished a speech or presentation. Well I have got twenty questions for the fellow I call The Orange Turnip. You know who I mean...
- Who ties your neckties?
- Have you got a Vietnam Veterans Service tie?
- How are your bone spurs nowadays and do they still give you gyp?
- What is the least populous state in the USA? (ie. "populous" refers to the number of people who live in the state)
- Which do you prefer - a Big Mac or a Burger King "Whopper"? Why?
- In which European country was your wife Melania born?
- What was the title of the last novel you read?
- On which Scottish island was your mother born and raised?
- Who do you think was the better president and why - yourself or James Buchanan (1857-1861)?
- Why do you think Mrs Harris clearly won Tuesday night's TV debate?
- How on earth did you achieve a Bachelor of Science degree from The University of Pennsylvania in 1968?
- Which brand of make-up or concealer do you use to make your face that distinctive orange colour?
- Why do often insert President Obama's middle name "Hussain" when you mention him at one of your rambling rallies?
- After so many years of trying, why do you think are you still such a poor golfer?
- What is the capital of Canada?
- Why do you think your hands are so small - could it be genetic?
- Why did you encourage the assault on The US Capitol on January 6th 2021?
- What do you feel about being a convicted felon?
- Have you ever been to "Fido's" - the pet restaurant in Springfield, Ohio?
- How does it feel to be the oldest man who has ever stood for the office of President of the United States of America?
Have got any other tricky questions you would like to put to The Orange Turnip?
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