Ping Pong
Dorothy pretending to be invisible in the garden Bulldogs are like toddlers They run against walls without braking And have no off button! I love them dearly , but they can drive a girl to total distraction!!!! Yesterday afternoon the devil caught Winifred in youthfull mode ..... She and Dorothy became quite giddy with themselves after being given a handful of cocktail sausages each as a treat and both decided to give Albert a run for his money as he ambled rather suavely through the cottage for a sleep after a morning slaughtering baby rabbits on the field . The resulting chase had bulldogs bouncing off every wall and it was only after a deafening crash when things went incredibly quiet and I ran in with eyes like ping pong balls !!! The bulldogs had smashed the tv and they both knew they were in trouble I had ear marked my overtime of this week to play for Winnie's vet bills And instantly I realised I now had to use it to pay for a new 15 inch tv. So when I walked in both Doro...