WARNING
1) The following rap song contains language of a vulgar
nature that some readers may find offensive.
2) The written lyrics and vocal delivery attempt to reflect
a typical West Yorkshire (Barnsley) dialect that some visitors
may find impenetrable - like an obscure foreign language.
direct from yorkshire init
av got a message to tell
thi its about thi dinner
so get ya ass upto yorkshire
ya guna be a winner
forget about thi pasta
and thi curry and rices
we got summert better
than thi far east spices
a couple of eggs an some milk and flour
a pudding like no other
and you'll wank for a hour
ah thi bloody lovely when
thas had a few beers but
if tha eats em off handover
the fucker disappears
we dunt care were tha's
from cud russia to china
ya could be the owner of a big
posh diner ya smell that smell
tha's guna come running ya never
had a dish like a yorkshire pudding
ya never experienced yorkishire
till thas had a yorkshire pudding
na dunt thi be complaining
tha might have ova spent cos
i eat yorkshire puddings
an im lact to intollerence so dunt
tell me all them naff excuses
if ya offered a yorkshire
pudding then tha never refuses
bang on for thi ladys
an its great for lads
an a seperate plates traditional
wen tha mekkin it for thi dad
na be reyts its best with
gravy pork or chicken
an it will mek a sunday roast that you
will want to put ya put ya dick in
we dunt care were tha's
from cud russia to china
ya could be the owner of a big
posh diner ya smell that smell
tha's guna come running ya never
had a dish like a yorkshire pudding
no we dunt care were tha's
from cud russia to china
ya could be the owner of a big
posh diner ya smell that smell
tha's guna come running cos ya never
had a dish like a yorkshire pudding
ere mum ah thi dun yet ?
course they are cock ow manys
tha want with thi dinner ?
al have about 6 on separate plate
with gravy an mint sauce
oreyt cock ..
whats bleeding yorkshire pudding then ?
tha wat ? ya never heard of yorkshire
pud mam sort her owt love sort her owt
a say we dunt care were tha's
from cud russia to china
ya could be the owner of a big
posh diner ya smell that smell
tha's guna come running cos ya never
had a dish like a yorkshire pudding
come on love ill give thi recipe thas
never had nowt like a yorkshire pudding
al have two ?
two tha wants at least
severn whats up wi thi
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