IKEA

I had a lovely day
We chatted and laughed for a four hour shop !
I have never shopped for that long !
Went to buy a rug and photograph some ideas for a new bathroom
And bought

Two rugs,
Two yellow cushions,
A yellow and white woollen throw,
A pretty bolster cushion with embroidery
A small white and blue striped vase,
A small blue tray,
2 candles,
And a bloody trendy, fucking expensive NEW SOFA!

Carrie

Did you know that Sex and The City was originally developed as a romcom drama about four New York Gay men?
Yes, really....all that drama would, be far too much to cope with so the producers were wise to plump for the glam 4
How many times did the eponymous heroine Carrie Bradshaw ponder her decisions over her laptop with the audience shouting at the screen don’t dooooo it!
And of course she did it.....

I checked my ex husbands twitter feed yesterday
It’s something I haven’t done for months now and I wish I hadn’t
He’s sailing around the Greek Islands like Jackie O

Why do I do it?
I don’t want him back, I certainly don’t want to live his lifestyle
But in a lonely crack of a busy evening, I checked anyway.....
more fool me

Carrie would have turned to Miranda if she had done it
Miranda would have said it was a normal blip, don’t be too hard on yourself and don’t do it again
Then they would have met up after midnight and drunk cocktails as the final credits appeared to that tinkling music

Hey ho



Off to ikea shortly with a friend
Gay men do Ikea....
Now there’s programme series in itself