Bloggered
Bloggered! Earlier today, a popular international blogger from Sheffield was trampled to death by a frisky herd of young Jersey cows as he was walking across a field at Stancil Farm north of Tickhill, South Yorkshire. Known as "Yorkshire Pudding", the 67 year old blogger was lawfully walking on a designated public footpath when the forty strong herd came thundering across the field towards him. He yelled at the young cows and waved his arms but they were not in the mood for mercy. They surrounded Mr Pudding nudging him and pushing heavily against him until he stumbled and fell to the ground. The leader of the assailants was a deranged cow called Buttercup who was the first to tread upon the retired teacher bringing her full weight of approximately 70 stones upon her screaming victim's chest. The other cows followed Buttercup's example and a few minutes later Mr Pudding breathed his last breath. Owner of the her...