Do I shit In The Woods?
I’m pricing up skips ( dumpsters to you Americans) The smallest is 75£ which I think is an Ok price. I need to ask Trefor if I can park it in his drive for when the Bathroom guy comes on Tuesday but that may not be a wise move . Unattended skips tend to be filled by all and sundry especially when they are located somewhere you can’t keep an eye on them. I do enough for charity me thinks. The one question I’ve not asked Bathroom Man yet, is how long am I going to be without a toilet. Now unlike most dwellings nowadays I have only one functioning toilet. Now if this was the 1970s this would be a perfectly reasonable state of affairs but in the glorious 2020s , there is an expectation on many levels which expects that one will have at least one en suite in your property. I haven’t …… So I threw the quandary out to my fellow night workers “Shit in a bucket” Steve suggested “ And how does someone my size even sit on a bucket let alone shit in one ?” I said...
