Rubber Chicken Immortalised
Winnie’s Rubber Chicken is being framed for eternity . I have thought this strange thought ever since I found rubber chicken next to Winnie on the kitchen floor just before Christmas. It’s kind of become synonymous with my dear old girl. I rang the picture framer the day before yesterday, (the one I’ve used for years ) and asked if it was possible to do “ You want to frame a rubber chicken behind glass” the picture framer repeated slowly after I had thrown the proposal to him “ Yes” I told him cheerfully “ it was Winnie’s favourite “ The fact , that he might think that this question was in any way odd surprised me, after all I could have rang him with the request that he framed the last surviving slipper of sex, which I had incidentally found amid a ton of fluff under the bed only a month ago The picture framer then ventured into territory he wasn’t quite prepared for. “Do you want an insert into the frame some wording .” He asked Oh th...