Diary Of A Nobody
Yesterday Finished work at 8.00 am Laughed with colleagues, negiotiated around wild mountain goats in car park Drove towards home on deserted roads Stopped at Sainsbury's for provisions Told to get to front of queue by nice trolley man who read my name badge Old man in queue complained loudly that I went before him, so much for the Blitz spirit Bought gin and bread and beer Old man who complained snorted when he saw my purchases Drove home Village quiet Waved at Mrs Trellis who was out with Blue, she had starched her bobble hat again. Walked dogs down Gypsy lane, Shepherd Graham was tending to his new lambs Checked Trelawnyd 's Emergency whatsapp group. 34 messages! Cleaned kitchen floor Realised I had lost my wallet again.....searched house Rang work to see if wallet was there....no....bugger!!!!! Searched car and house again Checked washing machine ( where I had found it before ) Nothing Spent 1hour 49 minutes waiting to to get through to Barclays to cancel credit Card Fell a...