Down The Bog
Oh Bollocks I dropped my phone down the toilet yesterday It had been used The phone and the toilet that is.. It’s working in a fashion, That is the phone and not the toilet The toilet is working perfectly. Oh I was sooo fucking annoyed I placed the phone in the bowl of rice as per instructions and stormed off to bed I didn’t hear the delivery guy knocking at the door so the box was a lovely surprise when I finally surfaced at 2pm in order to walk the dogs. On the doorstep was this When I opened it there was this And when I finally opened this , there were....... And be still my beating heart THESE!!! As Miriam Margolyes once eloquently said “ I almost creamed in my knickers!” What a lovely surprise It didn’t come with a signed card, so I have no idea who sent it, so please if you did can you let me know! Scotch Eggs From Fortum and Mason WHAT AN EFFING TREAT!!