Oh Bollocks
I dropped my phone down the toilet yesterday
It had been used
The phone and the toilet that is..
It’s working in a fashion,
That is the phone and not the toilet
The toilet is working perfectly.
Oh I was sooo fucking annoyed
I placed the phone in the bowl of rice as per instructions and stormed off to bed
I didn’t hear the delivery guy knocking at the door so the box was a lovely surprise when I finally surfaced at 2pm in order to walk the dogs.
On the doorstep was this
When I opened it there was this
And when I finally opened this , there were.......
And be still my beating heart
THESE!!!
I dropped my phone down the toilet yesterday
It had been used
The phone and the toilet that is..
It’s working in a fashion,
That is the phone and not the toilet
The toilet is working perfectly.
Oh I was sooo fucking annoyed
I placed the phone in the bowl of rice as per instructions and stormed off to bed
I didn’t hear the delivery guy knocking at the door so the box was a lovely surprise when I finally surfaced at 2pm in order to walk the dogs.
On the doorstep was this
When I opened it there was this
And be still my beating heart
THESE!!!
As Miriam Margolyes once eloquently said “ I almost creamed in my knickers!”
What a lovely surprise
It didn’t come with a signed card, so I have no idea who sent it, so please if you did can you let me know!
Scotch Eggs From Fortum and Mason
WHAT AN EFFING TREAT!!
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