Horrorscopes
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19 Keep a close eye on your savings as scammers are on to you and you may find your funds draining away like waste water. Consider changing all your passwords. Aquarius: January 20 – February 18 Oh dear! Your health is under threat and your story could easily reach a premature end. When is the last time you had your heart checked out? After all, you are not as young as you used to be. Pisces: February 19 – March 20 Nobody likes you any more and you find that none of your old friends want to make social arrangements with you. Perhaps you should have been nicer or paid better attention to your personal hygiene. Aries: March 21 – April 19 Time to get the electric wiring in your home investigated if you are to avoid an unwelcome blaze. Do you have functioning fire extinguishers in every room in the property? Taurus: April 20 – May 20 Two police officers come a -knocking on your door and they don't look too happy. What did you do that ...