2023

Eggs royale

Two days into this new year and I am still not fully recovered from some sort of virus thing that has had  me coughing, congested, sleepy and just not my usual healthy self. I haven't been inside a pub in several days. I guess this condition has hung about me for two weeks now. Sleep disturbed and my taste buds malfunctioning.

In case you were wondering, it's not COVID. I have taken two lateral flow tests and both proved negative.

At least I can rest, stay warm, sleep in a comfortable bed, blow my nose and drink water. But what if I were homeless with this wintry health condition?  There'd be nowhere for that kind of relief and it would be challenging to get better. It would be hard enough to be homeless in summer weather but in winter with a virus that brings you down, it  doesn't bear thinking about.

We were up pretty early this morning. Stew, Frances and Phoebe arrived just after nine and we were driven out into Derbyshire, through the Chatsworth estate and on to Rowsley for breakfast at The Peak Village shopping outlet. I couldn't face a full English breakfast so I chose eggs royale and tea instead. As you probably know, eggs royale involves a toasted muffin and poached eggs on smoked salmon with hollandaise sauce. It was a really nice treat.

Stew begins a new job tomorrow in the world of software development and coding. Phoebe will transfer to a new nursery school and Frances will simply be back at work in her home office. Next week, fingers crossed,  they'll be moving to their new house half a mile from here. They were supposed to move in just before Christmas but there was a not uncommon  legal spanner in the works.

Out in the wider world, I am not too optimistic about how things will go. The crazy Ukraine war will continue unless Putin is overthrown and I cannot see that happening. Many more innocent people will die including young Russian soldiers who don't even know what they are fighting for.

Here in Great Britain we will continue to suffer the bitter consequences of Brexit that so far seems to have brought us no benefits whatsoever. What was Clown Johnson thinking of  when he flipped his coin and chose that disastrous path back in  2016? So many thoughtless voters followed his lead, tipping the balance.

One of the things that Brexit voters most certainly wished to see was a reduction in immigration but since the referendum, illegal immigration into Britain has actually increased! Sending small numbers of our arrivals to Rwanda at great expense is certainly not the solution. In fact that is just plain crazy - like The Home Secretary who hatched the plan.

And the world's enormous human population will continue to grow alarmingly in 2023. Did you know that we are now way past eight billion! As I  publish this blogpost our planet's population has just risen to 8,008,918,975. Below, with her grandparents  this very morning is one of the more recent additions to this  sea of  humanity - Little Phoebe:-



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Hi

 What is your word for the year?

Enjoying reading good books and eating delightful treats. How are you?

Any prayer requests?




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‘OME

 

Today’s post was a partially successful effort to lift my spirits 
But when I’m like this, I know what I do need 
And that’s Sheffield 
So next week I’m back off ‘ome 
A couple of pints with Mike, theatre ( the acclaimed and almost sold out Sheffield based musical  Standing At The Sky’s Edge ) with Jane and breakfast arch, and camp with Jonney H
Bliss


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Remembering Camilla Parker Bowles

 


Camilla as a gosling with her penmate Badger


When we were out for our morning walk great, untidy Vs of Canada Geese honked their way across the skies to their morning feeding grounds. So noisy they were, even Roger stopped to watch them fly over, a puzzled look upon his face.

Canada Geese always remind me of the orphan “ duckling” I took off an academic from Bangor university for she turned out to be a magnificent , doe eyed specimen, with a haughty look and regal lines. No wonder the village child announced precociously that she should be named after the then Prince of Wales old beau when I asked her jokingly to name her.

Occasionally Camilla would take to the skies when the mood took her, but she proved to be a terrible flyer all told and the following is an excerpt from a blog from seven years ago when Camilla crash landed on the local binmen’s lorry

Enjoy
 
“After sorting out the valve system on the radiators I was just getting all testosterone and full of myself when the council bin men lorry pulled up outside the cottage and one of the hairy arsed bin men knocked loudly on the front door .
I was half expecting them to be in a pissy mood after all I had left half a ton of plumber's packaging and bin bags out for collection but the binman wasn't bothered about the rubbish, he was more upset than anything
" One of your birds has smashed into our van" he told me
Apparently they had just turned the corner at the bottom of the lane when " a soddin massive black bird" had appeared from nowhere and had bounced on the roof of their refuse lorry, just above the windscreen.
The bird then " shat" down the windscreen ( probably in shock) then bounced into the hedge.
" It's still alive" the binman told me " it was hissing at us"
" It's probably Camilla Parker Bowles "I told him " She's a crap flyer"
The binman looked confused.

I could have done without another little drama. I was still getting used to the heating system more complicated than the average ITU ventilator and had already fixed a leaking radiator single handed a few minutes before, so with slightly heavy and irritated heart I followed the binman down the lane to where his three colleagues were peering into the hedge.
" It's in there" one man chirped up pointing to a goose sized hole in the hedge
I looked in and sure enough Camilla looked back at me with her big black solemn eyes.
As I reached in and picked her up, the binman who had knocked on the door turned to his friends and said" her name is Camilla Parker Bowles !" They all nodded with interest in a chorus of " ooos and arrhhhs"

Apart from a massive crap stain on her back end , Camilla looked shocked but unhurt. So I thanked the binmen and apologied for any damage caused.
" It will have to be logged " , the senior binman said " she's dented the roof" but they were soon on their way and Camilla was soon sat in a dark calm goose house under observation"

I wonder what the binmen would log in their incident file?
"Camilla Parker Bowles crash landed on our bin lorry today and she shat all over the windscreen "
Dirty girl.......”

Camilla after the collision 




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