Pre Sofa
Bindweed Mrs Trellis was right The bindweed white trumpet flowers have covered the hedgerows West of the village in their thousands giving the impression that there is a wedding afoot! It’s all green and white! Quite stunning It’s been warm and sunny and I’ve only just noticed the floral display at dusk when I popped to the shop for some cooked chicken My new sofa arrives tomorrow so I have been busy today putting together a new industrial strength carpet cleaner and then knackered myself out sucking out over fifty containers of rancid brown liquid from the carpet which now resembles its original beige colour Dorothy has gone into a mental decline because Affable Despot Jason came round earlier to help me remove the existing sofa. She doesn’t do change and is presently lying miserably under the kitchen table in a frightened sulk. The empty gap where her old sofa stood has unnerved her and she refuses to enter the living room. Winnie just snorted at the removal and kicked a couple of sc...