Joking

When I wrote that stuff on your Geography book

I was only joking.
I was only joking when I tripped you up.
I never meant to hurt you.
I was only joking when I left that comment on Facebook
It was just a bit of fun.
I was only joking when I put itching powder between your sheets
I got it from the joke shop along with the fart powder.
I was only joking when I listed your house on Right Move.
I thought you would laugh at the description and the price.
I was only joking when I said your sister had fallen on the ice.
Seems like you can't have a laugh any more.

We were only joking when we handcuffed you naked to that lamppost the night before your wedding.

It was just the normal high jinx connected with stag nights
I was only joking when I painted the big red cross on your front door
Lighten up - it will easily come off with some turps and a cloth.
I was only joking when I put small pencil crosses in the boxes for Trump and Johnson
They seemed such fun guys - like cuddly circus clowns.
We were only joking when we hi-jacked those planes that morning
Why must people take everything so seriously these days?

After  all, I was only joking.

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Whale

I have a new wooden whale in my kitchen I say

Of course you do you say 

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Tunes

 Pumping up

The tunes

Letting the beats

Take me

To a joyful place

Where the mission

Is to get my 

Body in 

A groove

That lasts

All day

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Roses Around The Door

* Trelawnyd in Summer

I got home around 2 pm and found that I’d not stockpiled  antibiotics as I thought. It took me until 6 pm to  sort out a prescription from out of hours. 

I felt like shit until bedtime but I did sleep a broken , toilet visiting sleep

I feel better this morning

Washed out but better. 

I’m going to ask my urologist for long term antibiotic therapy.

I’m pottering around the cottage today.

The sweet peas look lovely on the wisteria arch with the  purple buddleia providing a striking backdrop. 

The climbing rose by the front door has burst into flower
 

I think I’m the owner of the only cottage that actually has roses around my door. Well to be honest roses and honeysuckle .

It looks lovely 

I’m a bit tired today…Dorothy and I mooched on the trendy couch…me reading , she snoring. 

Mary is upstairs on the bedroom window seat watching out for rabbits.

Then,only an hour ago.when I reviewed my junk folder emails , I saw that I was supposed to start an Opera Appreciation Course at the City Lit at lunchtime. I had forgotten about it as I was supposed to be travelling home from London today….what fun……every cloud has a silver lining ….

So fortified with a bucket of coffee, a bit pee and another antibiotic I’m now set for some culture 

* photograph by villager Jean Smith Trelawnyd from the Gop

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