Skid Marks on The Duvet
Five days to go And I’ve morphed into a cross between Bridget Jones and a sweaty wombat A wombat with a five day old T shirt on. It’s not a pretty sight. I FaceTimed a friend yesterday who asked me when I had eaten avocados That was 2 days previously. If I put the t shirt in hot water, I’d make soup! It’s time to get a grip I need a bath, a shave and a change of clothes I did wash the pots this morning, only because I had run out of spoons But the only person I’ve seen today is the postman He’s the cheerful one that either calls me “ Bud “ or “ John” depending on his mood Today he asked me if I was ill “ Track and Trace “ I told him in way of explanation He looked at my odd socks, grey tracksuit bottoms ( the ones with the paint stains) and nodded Sympathetically “ I ve seen a few of you the last few weeks” he said “ Some people never get out of their pyjamas “ I’m didn’t tell him I don’t own pyjamas I had a pot nood...