" For safety reasons can you tell me what's in the packages?" So asked the miserable post office worker at our local Spar. " An action figure of Rey from Star Wars and a Minion water squirter is in this one and there's a DVD Gerald Butler in the other!" She gave me a look which said Too much Informaton "Five Pounds sixty" she said Buying Childrens' toys is an anathema to me . I have no idea of what kids like and when they like them but Today I needed to buy a frivolous gift for a four year old. He is the son of Hannah, a gentle and quiet young woman who for a time was conscripted onto the Flower Show Committee back when Auntie Gladys still baked her own scones and when Sylvia Evans ruled the day with a soaringly dangerous blood presssure and a tight perm. Hannah never seemed able to say boo to a goose but soon after we met she and her hubby and new baby packed up their camper van and drove to Murcia in Spain where they all now live. Faceboo...