Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Phoebe. Her best friend was a cuddly sloth named Monty. They went almost everywhere together but Phoebe was not allowed to take Monty to her nursery school.
One day, Phoebe was poorly so she had to stay at her grandma and grandpa's house. They allowed her to bring Monty too.
Her grandpa was sitting in the computer chair yet again. He was typing away on the keyboard.
"What are you doing?" asked Phoebe.
"I am visiting the blogosphere," replied her grandpa.
"May I go there too?" asked Phoebe.
"Of course," said her grandpa.
Very soon, still cuddling Monty, Phoebe entered the blogosphere.
It was like a ride on a ghost train with hideous monsters round every corner. They were all grown up. Every one of them.
She met Jilted John, Monstrous Meike, Deadly Dave, Jailbird JayCee, Crocodile Cro, Moonwalker Mary, Spiteful Steve, Jihadi Jennifer, KKK Keith Kline, Naughty Nurse Pixie, Angry Andrew from Melbourne, Eerie Elsie, Manic Monica, Brutal Bruce and a bunch of other equally scary monsters.
"Help! Help! Let us out!" cried Phoebe and Monty together banging on the computer monitor screen from the inside. It had been like the worst nightmare ever!
Later, as she spooned strawberry yoghurt into her mouth, Phoebe said, "I never want to visit the blogosphere again Grandpa! It was horrible in there!"
Monty was so stunned by the experience that he did not speak ever again.
THE END
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