Politics
Pudding Party General Secretary Grace Honeyman at the recent rally in Sheffield A new political party has just been launched in Great Britain. It has been under construction for several months but now the curtain has been flung back to reveal The Pudding Party. Surely this will be the answer to all the disenchantment with politics, to dismissive electors who refuse to vote or simply cannot be bothered, to dumb moaning minnies who grumble "They're all the same!", to Nigel Farage and the Nazi Party Reform Party, to Zack Polanski and The Eat-Your-Greens. Arise The Puddings! Your time has come... But every political party needs policies and The Pudding Party currently has just five headline policies to attract voters to our noble cause. 1) It will be the law that when it is your birthday you are entitled to an extra day off work or school. Retired people will receive free bags of frozen Yorkshire puddings. 2) All vaping retail outlets will be shut down and vaping in...