Alarm
via GIFER Thursday April 24th 17.40 So there I am in the kitchen. My famous bolognese sauce that has simmered since two thirty in the afternoon is ready as are the roasted mushrooms, the courgette slices and the garlic bread. The parmesan cheese has been grated. I am draining off the wholewheat spaghetti. Frances has just got here from work but Phoebe has been with us all day. Stewart arrived with Margot half an hour ago. The telephone rings and Shirley brings me the handset, telling me that it is a call from the health centre. I am speaking to a receptionist. ME Hello! RECEPTIONIST Are you Mr Yorkshire Pudding? ME Yes I am. RECEPTIONIST Can you be available to take a phone call from a doctor tomorrow? ME Yes I can. RECEPTIONIST Would you prefer morning or afternoon? ME Afternoon please. I have got something on in the morning. RECEPTIONIST Okay. I have put you down for an afternoon call. ME Do you know what this is all about? RECEPTIONIST It's about the sto...