Mounjaro
O ver in Yorkshire, England, new Mounjaro user Lord Yorkshire Pudding has reported a miraculous seven pound weight reduction in just one week. We sent our roving reporter Belle Taco to meet him in his quaint medieval castle deep in The Yorkshire Dales. Pudding said that his wife, Lady Arabella Pudding had given him his first jab last Monday, charging across the kitchen with his lethal new Mounjaro spear pen - shouting "Geronimo!" before fiercely embedding it in his belly just west of the famous fluff-filled navel that has famously featured in several women's magazines. Asked about his eating regime in the past seven days, Lord Pudding said, "For breakfast each day I have had a banana and an easy-peel orange along with my habitual pint of tea. For lunch, I have eaten - for example - small tins of mackerel in spicy tomato sauce along with a handful of kale cooked in the microwave. Evening meals have been pretty much as normal though I have kept a sensible eye...