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Last night, through the magic of television, I watched the Irish comedian Arlon O'Hanlon performing on the "Apollo" stage in Hammersmith, London. He came up with the idea of making a kind of anti-bucket list. Things that he would definitely not want to do and this has inspired me to do the same. Things I never want to do... Swim with dolphins. Go on a rocket into outer space. Have any kind of tattoo. Spend a week submerged aboard a submarine. Take a bungee jump from a bridge. Visit Dubai - apart from the airport. Get trapped in a lift with Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage Do O level Maths again. Smoke another cigarette. Die in a transport accident. Feature in any kind of reality TV programme. Have any kind of cosmetic surgery. Pay for a SKY TV subscription. Read anything by Jeffrey Archer. Vote for The Conservative Party. Attend a horse racing event. Perform a striptease act at a Women's Institute conference. Get mugged. Have a drink with Elon Musk at Mar-a-Lago... or ...