Mirth


The scene is set in the lounge of "The Hammer and Pincers". It is quiz night.

KATIE Are we all ready for Question 12?

YORKSHIRE PUDDING Yes. Go ahead!

KATIE Question 12...What are Americans talking about when they use the word "weenie"?

(Hushed debate amongst quiz teams. The word "penis" is heard from one corner)

Twenty minutes later. The Answers.

KATIE Question 12. What does the word "weenie" mean in America? The answer is hot dog, hot dog

YORKSHIRE PUDDING What about sausage?

(Pause)

KATIE Yes. I can accept sausage.

YORKSHIRE PUDDING Yeah. I bet you can!

QUIZ TEAMS HA-HA-HA-HA! (Mirth)

KATIE (blushing) Question 13: The titular name of the current pope is Francis. Pope Francis.



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