Orinoco

You have probably heard of the Amazon sales giant. You can get just about anything from Amazon but it all began with books.

As I am eager to be ultra-rich just like Jeff Bezos, I have decided to launch my own sales giant which I have decided to name after another South American river - The Orinoco. This will be our logo and in the next year or two it is bound to become as familiar as the "a" of Amazon:-

Following Mr Bezos's example, we are starting off with books - specifically eight books by bloggers that are exclusive to "Orinoco". Each title may be purchased directly from Yorkshire Pudding for the unbelievably low price of $20 US + postage and packing...
A charming and amusing  tale of life in a North Wales 
village - a modern day "Under Milkwood".
"Roger, come here you little bugger!"

A tenderly written novel about love and life in a sultry Florida community.
"What ya doing honey?"
"Just planting beans."
"Splendid read!" - Tallahassee Democrat

The true story of how a king penguin from Washington Zoo  travelled the world. From the author of  the bestselling"The American Bar Association in Disneyworld".

A romantic romp through the hills of south west Ireland.
"She wanted him like nothing she had ever wanted before."

Edwards's linguistic skills are legendary and quite endearing.
"I didn't understand a frigging word" - Liverpool Echo

Deception and intrigue from The Isle of Man's top crime writer.
"Lord Peregrine grabbed the hold-all and sprinted to the helicopter"

It's surprising what you can see from the balcony of a high rise 
apartment in a little known Australian city.
"The cover design is as remarkable as the book itself!" - The Age

The true story of a Yorkshire lad raised in the wetlands near Goole 
who battled against the odds to become the assistant 
manager of a supermarket in Huddersfield.
"I liked potted meat in my sandwiches in them days".
"Recommended if you have trouble sleeping" - The Huddersfield Daily Examiner


from Yorkshire Pudding https://ift.tt/4XlRnL2

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