Knock on the lane window around 1.30 pm
It was old "Mr Hughes" brandishing an Aldi Carrier bag
He's a brusque fellow, not really known for his warmth,
I came out to the kitchen wall and said hello
Apparantly his street Warden had given him a couple of ready meals that were not quite to his taste
" I thought your dogs may like them!" he said with uncharacteristic generosity
I looked at the container
" I hate offal" he said seriously and I laughed
" Oh I haven't had a nice faggot for an absolute age !" I replied ....giddy as a kipper!!!
Mr Hughes sort of half smiled and there was a faint twinkle in his eye
" Aye..... that's the lockdown for you we've all had to make sacrifices "
Some may a bit of help to get this joke
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It was old "Mr Hughes" brandishing an Aldi Carrier bag
He's a brusque fellow, not really known for his warmth,
I came out to the kitchen wall and said hello
Apparantly his street Warden had given him a couple of ready meals that were not quite to his taste
" I thought your dogs may like them!" he said with uncharacteristic generosity
I looked at the container
" Oh I haven't had a nice faggot for an absolute age !" I replied ....giddy as a kipper!!!
Mr Hughes sort of half smiled and there was a faint twinkle in his eye
" Aye..... that's the lockdown for you we've all had to make sacrifices "
Some may a bit of help to get this joke
See
faggot
/ˈfaɡət/
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noun
- 1.INFORMAL•OFFENSIVEa male homosexual.
- 2.a bundle of sticks bound together as fuel.
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