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If I had the opportunity to interview Donald Trump on behalf of  "Yorkshire Pudding News", there are a few questions I would like to put to him.

Firstly, I would ask about the southern wall that figured so much in his speechifying  both before and during his first term in office. Do you remember? He said he would build a wall all along the Mexican border and that Mexico would pay for it. In the event, only 52 miles of new, primary wall were built during that first term with a further 400 miles of dilapidated or insubstantial existing wall being rebuilt. By the way, the total length of the border is 1,954 miles so the wall construction still has a very long way to go. During his second term, I have heard no mention of the southern wall or indeed the pledge that Mexico would pay for it.

Also looking back on Trump's first term, I would ask what has happened to the family members that regularly and visibly supported him? Eric, Don Junior, Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner. They played significant roles but where are they now? You just don't see them during the second term.

At a more personal level, I would like to question Trump about his fake appearance - his strange hair and the hideous orange concealer or foundation cream he uses. Who styles his hair and where does he purchase his make-up products? Why is he so intent on showing the public a rather fraudulent version of himself?

Not a week seems to go by without Trump coming up with some outrageous proposal or claim. It's all a rather crude and obvious distraction tactic. I would like to ask him if he watched "Escape From Alcatraz" on TV during last weekend's golfing weekend at Mar-a-Lago and was this what gave him the idea of resurrecting Alcatraz as a penal institution? Had he really thought it through or sought any kind of professional advice about the proposal?

Of course, when Trump faces difficult or challenging questions from journalists, his "go to"  reaction is to attempt to belittle them and to accuse them of being representatives of the so-called "fake news". I would be ready for that predictable response and I would have a rolled up magazine behind by back, ready to whack his head a few times.

I would say, "On behalf of humanity, take that you bounder!" before being whisked off to a holiday camp in El Salvador. It would be worth it.



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